Let’s put this in perspective.
You offer to suck my dick at least 3 times a week.
How serious are you about this guy if you’re offering…
to let me use your tonsils as a penile depth gauge.

“I’m like the Oracle of Delphi with a keyboard and a tally wacker.”

Best case scenario?
“This time next week you’re splashing her forehead in semen shampoo.”

You have questions and Rob Renfro has the fucking answers.

Story about a guy getting some real dessert from his chef.