Yeah, I’ll take some of that Kung Pao Pussy and a blowjob.

Where the hell am I when guys are looking for dudes to bang their wives?

I’d hit it… Twice.
Her tits are obviously fake, but I couldn’t care less.

Julie is the real fucking deal.
Read the Question and Answer session to see why.

This chick gets an A Plus in my book.

Question: What’s funnier than a multi-shot load hitting a chick in both eyes?
Answer: A multi-shot load hitting a chick in both eyes in slow motion.